Bubblegum Diaries: Owwww

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Owwww

My back hurts from shoveling and I only got half done.

Oh well, screw it. Not like the snowplows are gonna kick me out of my parking space for a few days, they have bigger streets to fix first. Mouahaha!

I've been a hermit for most of the weekend... besides a quick diner lunch with N today, I haven't seen anyone. Am I supposed to feel bad for being a social retard? I don't know where this piece of shit weekend went, anyways... seems like one giant struggle with the weather and then wham! It's Monday again. Sigh.

My dietary habits have become pathetic - cooking for one sucks ass, if you ask me. Last night's dinner was a handful of nuked cocktail eggrolls and cookies, while tonight I dined on a bit of crockpot chicken, an apple, some rice chips and ginger snaps. Awesome.

I however am blaming PMS, I mean it's gotta be good for something besides headaches, being bloated and craving tubs of chocolate caramel, right?

Oh shit.

I just got off the bathroom scale (had to dust and calibrate it first, never use that thing) and it said 125 lbs. Is it shitting me?! Since when did I gain 5 lbs?! Aaaaaaaaah!! Fucking hell.

Well, I'm glad I know now. Cuz as of tomorrow morning, it's more exercise and better nutrition, gotta put the brakes on all that bad snacking - am not 20 years old anymore and need to smarten UP. Besides... I want to look hot for the next time I see my man, rreeerrrr!

Sex with a hot guy is always a good motivator, don't you think?

/end of marshmallow post/

13 comments:

Wayfaring Wanderer said...: OMG.....I can't believe you are quibbling over 125 lbs.......you're freaking skinny mini!!! I know what you mean though......I don't even want think about my weight gain since the surgery last year.....rock climbing used to keep me soooooo fit....*sigh*
hmmmmmmm[wonders what she weighs now]; March 10, 2008 12:00 AM
Technodoll said...: But wait!

I am 5'5", have small bones and no boobs! I don't carry extra weight well at all (think: muffin-top) so it needs to come off.. well it's not the pounds that is worrying me, it's the shape.

When my pants start being tight and uncomfortable, I know I indulged too much.

Mutter.; March 10, 2008 12:06 AM
prin said...: LOL!! I'm with Jessica and I've seen you. :P

Hot guy? Where?; March 10, 2008 12:10 AM
Technodoll said...: Yeah, you've seen me in baggy stuff... not nekkid. I don't like the nekkid me like this. bleh.

Is this another dare to post a pic of the hot guy? LOL!; March 10, 2008 12:13 AM
Anonymous said...: PMS days are not fair weigh-in days. Bloat, binging and bitchines add at least 3-5 pounds :(.; March 10, 2008 1:29 AM
prin said...: Dare? What? Hot guy?

lol

You're fine nekkid. Yang said so hisseff.; March 10, 2008 11:02 AM
B said...: sex w/hot guys definitely *is* a motivator.; March 10, 2008 11:25 AM
Dolce said...: I completely understand!!! I'm 5'4" and probably weight between 125 and 130 (OMG-it hurts to spell it out).

I dread the scale. Mostly I refuse to get on it because it puts me in a state of depression. Today I got a call from my friend who wants to workout tonight. I immediately accepted the offer.; March 10, 2008 1:09 PM
Vegas said...: Stop fussing - you're gorgeous. I'll post those pics I took when you were asleep.... naked.... belly bloated after gorging yourself on a WHOLE BOWL OF MUESLI!!!1

Seriously hunny - shush :); March 10, 2008 1:23 PM
Curly said...: Take that scale, uncalibrate it, reapply the dust and bury in biggest snowbank you can fin. Scales are evil, evil, evil.

A few days of eating well and out walking with the puppies will make you feel much better. I promise.; March 10, 2008 1:41 PM
Anonymous said...: I know what you're saying! I have gained about 8 lbs since Christmas and while that puts me around 118 lbs, it's not good weight. I need to tone! I really wish the weight gain went to my boobs. Alas, I am STILL a 30A! BAH! The flab goes right to my ass!; March 10, 2008 1:48 PM
Wayfaring Wanderer said...: I love when men are all........But, honey, I love you just the way you are?!?!?!.....then you say, PEE-SHAW.....Whatever.....MEN, gotta love them :-); March 10, 2008 4:23 PM
Technodoll said...: TeriM, OK I'll weigh myself again in two weeks and see if the bloat has gone away... can't guarantee about the bitchiness though! LOL!

Prin, I know, I know... he's just biased. sigh.

Deutlich, it's the only thing that keeps me from getting all lardy and trailer parkish!

Dolce, am glad you understand... I mean I like curves, but only if they're in the right place - like my boobs. But they're not!

Vegas, you're just blinded by love! (ttfc) mouah! mouah!

Curly, well I see it as a challenge rather than a threat so that's a good thing, right? At least you're finding good uses for the snowbanks. Merrr.

PrincessB, you and me about the toning! I gots small bones, why can't i have the small thighs and big boobs? Is is too much to ask? LOL!

Jessica, they know the way to our hearts, eh? or to our panties... hrmph! :-D; March 10, 2008 10:28 PM

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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rejected hallmark cards

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2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

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13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

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15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

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Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.