Bubblegum Diaries: Blizzard from satan's ass

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Blizzard from satan's ass

Here are a few photos taken today from my balcony - they in NO way do justice to the furious howling winds blowing snow and hail almost horizontally everywhere, OMG is the city ever going to be one giant motherfucking mess tomorrow.

I promise you more pics then... for now, am not venturing out anywhere!

PS: click on the pics to see what is really going on (angry snowflakes will show up)... can't believe things look so tame, it's HELL out there. Ugh. News story click here.

10 comments:

Vegas said...: I think we should live somewhere else next winter ;); March 08, 2008 8:47 PM
prin said...: Yeah, pics don't do it. It's nutty. Going to be hard to sleep with all the freaky noises going on.; March 08, 2008 9:09 PM
B said...: dude. I just can't wrap my brain around how much snow you've had; March 08, 2008 9:19 PM
Sian said...: D'ya know, you are completely readjusting my attitude to snow. Here it is a treat. Something for the kids to play in. If we get two inches it is rare and the country seems to go into a tailspin...

Never thought of angry snowflakes before. That's a creepy image.

Hey I'm ill, only just come out of a fever spike, humour me.
:); March 08, 2008 9:41 PM
Technodoll said...: Yang, thankfully the law of averages says that after this shit-kicker, we should be OK for a few years ;-)

Prin, totally. My mom just called from Quebec City and she is freaking OUT!

Deutlich, me neither.... wait till you see tomorrow's pics.

Sian, too much of anything ends up being bad, that is the problem. Angry hard icy snowflakes that gouge your eyes out? No thanks...; March 08, 2008 10:07 PM
Angeleyes said...: OMG those pics are insane!! Here in NYC we've had tons of rain and howling winds too! But that snow... I can't remember the last time I saw a storm like that!!!; March 08, 2008 10:26 PM
KA said...: Longest. Winter. Ever.

Why won't it just stop!?! it's march already!

It better not snow during an april field exercise.; March 09, 2008 1:26 AM
the Constantly Dramatic One said...: Whoa dude...whoa. Again: So glad I live ina tropical country. So glad.; March 09, 2008 9:18 AM
Anonymous said...: Ohhh Myyy GOD!!! I used to live in Wisconsin. I DO NOT miss that weather! lol- It's 70 degrees here!; March 09, 2008 10:53 AM
Technodoll said...: Angeleyes, nobody here can believe it either. Even as we're shoveling and falling down snowy stairs... we refuse to believe it. :-(

Tin ma'am, isn't it just testing our will to live? I mean WTF? ENOUGH!! Arrgghh!

C.Drama, I need a dose of summershine... hope to see more lovely pics on your blog. I needs them.

Lady Luck, the only thing making this shit-kicker of a winter quasi-bearable is that my dogs love the snow. Lame excuse, I know, but it's either that or kill myself LOL!; March 10, 2008 12:03 AM

george carlin jewels

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

“No comment” is a comment.

You can’t argue with a good blowjob.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

worst pickup lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

steven wright wisdom

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

awesome country songs

rejected hallmark cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

not the sharpest bulb in the closet?

A few peas short of a casserole.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as tits on a bull.

Dumb as a stump.

He's got a mind like a steel sieve.

His cheese has slipped off his cracker.

His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.