Wednesday, March 12, 2008

All I Really Need To Know

This is all I can manage right now... hope you enjoy :-)

All I Really Need To Know (I Learned From Noah's Ark)

1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
3. Don't listen to critics - do what has to be done.
4. Build on high ground.
5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
6. Two heads are better than one.
7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
8. If you can't fight or flee - float!
9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
10. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

/end of Oprah post/

6 comments:

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Well, thank yooou Oprah =p

Anonymous said...

You forgot, "Always follow a long line of animals heading somewhere because they probably know what's up."

Anonymous said...

That's cute! It's all any of us can manage some days...

KA said...

... Oh, I'm floating alright. I'm barely keping my head out of water :-(

Technodoll said...

C.Drama, maybe it was Dr.Phil, hmm... :-D

Martini, ooo that one needs to be added, fer sure!

PrincessB, totally. You got me.

Tin ma'am, hang on to a polar bear - they'll pull you to safety...

~* ♥ Fallen Angel ♥ *~ said...

Amen to point 9! :)