Bubblegum Diaries: Well. That was a week!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Well. That was a week!

Hmmm. Vegas gone all week, lots of stress on the job, two dirty dogs to take care of day and night, rain, mud, "aunt flo", plenty of headaches and not much sleep, some very dark moments with the man, fights, fatigue, got the mortgage for the house but couldn't celebrate, bla bla bla.

It's over! It's Friday night and this girl is relaaaaxing! Or, in layman's terms: vegging in front of the TV, drinking limeaid and debating whether to make a pan of brownies or not.

There may be much texting with Vegas, as he's only taking the red-eye flight as I go to bed late tonight. I shall keep the bed warm for him, reeer!

In other news... my mailbox was full of interesting tidbits today - my dad sends the BEST stuff.

Witness: the "Man T-Shirt"

Dude, that's one helluva shirt. Seriously. Am getting all hot and bothered just looking.

Did I tell you that last night I got home and the entire facade of my three-story building was wrapped in scaffolding and netting? Wasn't the landlord sweet to give us a head's up on the next TWO WEEKS of brickwork being done to the building! "/$%?&

Anyone can climb from the street to enter our appartment from the balcony now, it's crazy. The windows don't lock and on top of that, the skinny curtains don't keep the sneaky workers from seeing everything inside our place. There is no light coming inside now thanks to all the wood planks and netting and the dogs don't have access to their balcony during the day, plus we have to keep the windows closed because of the cement dust (they have to rebrick everything) and that means it will be HOT and STINKY in here...

Waaaaaaaah! Get me out of this place! Waaaaaaaaah!

6:20pm, time for jammies.

I rock the life of sexiness.

/end of Home! Home! Home! Soon! Soon! Soon! post/

11 comments:

Tea Lady said...: that shirt is hilarious... it took me a moment to figure it out!! (that IT wasn't real!).

Friday nights are great. I'm wanting to veg out also. In pj's.; March 27, 2009 7:06 PM
Technodoll said...: Vegging rocks!

I love that shirt! I'd sleep with it. Er, I mean *in* it.; March 27, 2009 9:08 PM
myself said...: I would love to be vegging right now...so exhausted from last night and crazy work...yet I'm standing in a small club with a bunch of 20 somethings waiting for a band to start!; March 27, 2009 9:33 PM
Piper said...: oh geeze that shirt made my jaw drop : O; March 27, 2009 10:37 PM
C said...: cool i mean kewl shirt!
where can one purchase such a thing. it would be hilarious for a few friends of mine... heehee

pamper yourself tonight and let all the stress just leave your body. maybe some tequila in that drink would help...?

C; March 27, 2009 10:58 PM
Technodoll said...: Myself, at some point you will have to learn to say "no" and put yourself first!

Piper, what out... that's what the shirt WANTS you to do... LOL!

C, am vegged out no worries! As for the shirt, hmm I'm sure if you google it, you'll find it ;-); March 27, 2009 11:24 PM
Its Just Me - Daring to Dream said...: I'm sorry TD, but that shirt had me laughing so hard to tears that hubby and I couldnt get a hold of ourselves...thats just down right HILARIOUS!; March 28, 2009 3:00 AM
Technodoll said...: Daring, I'm glad you two got a kick out of it!

Lady B, I can always count on you to bring new concepts to the table! ROTF!; March 28, 2009 10:41 AM
Kathryn said...: hehe - i nearly choked on my coffee when i saw the t-shirt.

i hope you had a fab weekend!; March 30, 2009 9:36 AM
Frank said...: That shirt is brilliant. I should wear that when I go in to meet with my professors and see if they are polite/horrified enough to say anything...; March 30, 2009 12:16 PM
the Constantly Dramatic One said...: I wonder what kind of guy would actually wear that...; March 31, 2009 7:55 AM

george carlin jewels

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

“No comment” is a comment.

You can’t argue with a good blowjob.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

worst pickup lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

steven wright wisdom

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

awesome country songs

rejected hallmark cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

not the sharpest bulb in the closet?

A few peas short of a casserole.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as tits on a bull.

Dumb as a stump.

He's got a mind like a steel sieve.

His cheese has slipped off his cracker.

His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.