Ode to minimum wage workers

I ask thee for an egg salad sandwich
Punched in right, one two three
Bill paid, I wait
While you assemble the bread and protein unit

See the monitor up on the wall?
Egg salad sandwich it proudly proclaims!
You look up
Then down
Then up again
Then down at the scoops at your fingertips

Bread sliced, tomatoes laid in a row
Minimum wage worker, why
Does it have to be so difficult?
Chicken lays the eggs
So tell me why
Did you give me a chicken salad sandwich?

I understand you are 30
And probably cannot read
So please do me a favor and
Go work cleaning toilets
Where I will then never again get
A sandwich I never asked for.

Yet another lunch ruined by an imbecile,
I cry in my coffee.

The End.