Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Stop! Licking! My! Panties!

Ghah!

My dog has issues. Seriously.

Every day I come home from work to find my panties in the middle of the bedroom, in a damp little bundle - when I know exactly where I had put them the night before (in a clothes pile on the floor in the corner - no space for a hamper so yeah, this *could* be my fault) - but still! It's disgusting! Since when did I ask him to be my dry cleaner?!

This has no relation to Dog Boy, in case any of you twisted minds wonder. It's either an akita thing, a male dog thing, or a bored dog thing... ghah! Do any of your dogs do icky things like this?

I'm still bloated today, and migrainy on top of that. Thank god it's sunny, it helps me identify which color of pills I need to chew today... la la la!

Gonna be fun to be stoned with all the big bosses in town today - thank you Mr Murphy, thank you. Always there for me!

10 comments:

~* ♥ Fallen Angel ♥ *~ said...

OMG that sounds awful. One of the reasons I don`t want a dog :)

Dolce said...

OMG! My friends have an Akita and it does the same thing!!! She had to get a hamper with a lid just to keep her dog from eating the crotch out of her underwear. And her dog is a girl.

Technodoll said...

Nobody warned me about this before I got two akitas! LOL! Do I stop wearning panties, or?? (kidding!)

~* ♥ Fallen Angel ♥ *~ said...

Most guys wouldn`t mind if you stopped wearing panties.... so maybe the dog is trying to give you a message :))))

rs27 said...

At least your dog isn't gay. Thats a step in the right direction.

Prin said...

lol @ rs. Right direction or wrong direction? :D

Techno, that's just nast. lol

Invincible Yang said...

I've trained him well...

Technodoll said...

F.Angel, I think Vegas has been hypnotising my dog again - dammit!

rs, hmm... the glass is half full? LOL!

Prin, yes... übernast. Sigh.

Yang, I'm kinda speechless - never thought you would confess!

Skryker said...

It's a dog thing in general.

Both of my fiends will happily do such a nasty thing-to any underwear at all. Mine, Bear's, the kid's...

And they ate the crotch out of every pair of shorts and capris the kid had. Not long pants, just short ones.

Weird. And gross.

Anonymous said...

An ex- and I used to have a pot-bellied pig...and he would often go OUT OF HIS WAY to find her used undergarments, and chew on them. He would go directly for the crotch, too...more 'flavor'?