"Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won't be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex.... But our parents are sexually retarded too.... Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.... Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf. " ~Floyd Martinson
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Give them the dumb!
"Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won't be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex.... But our parents are sexually retarded too.... Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.... Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf. " ~Floyd Martinson
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Sigh. Sad state of affairs.
Everybody, just tell your kids (and yourselves) to get tested for EVERYTHING regularly (not just HIV- herpes, chlamydia, gonnorrhea, warts, etc etc), use condoms ALL the time, but remember condoms don't protect against everything, so every time you have sex with a new partner, you risk everything all over again, and don't even think about "pulling out" because *will* get you preggers (you've just been lucky so far), and having sex while menstruating will get you preggers too, so just take the pill so you don't have to decide whether or not to abort anything, and if you can't take your pill every day, get the patch, and if you can't remember the patch once a week, get the nuvaring and if you can't remember that, well, maybe it's time to see a doctor about that memory problem and if you can't take the pill for whatever reason, always use two methods of birth control.
There. All it took was one sentence.
*applause*!!!
*Whew!* That was quite the sentence!
Should be required reading for all, though.
Big applause for both of you great post.
We should print this up in a book for school sex ed!
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