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If she was wearing that whilst waxing the linoleum, I doubt she'd need to worry :)
Why would you wax linoleum?And from what my grandmother told me, when you wax something, sex is the least of your concerns. (Apparently floor wax gives a nice high, lol).
You wax linoleum so that you can run across it in your socks and do power slides - especially good fun when high on floor wax
I'm high on life and the smell of wet socks. Am I normal?
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"Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." ~Joan Rivers
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If she was wearing that whilst waxing the linoleum, I doubt she'd need to worry :)
Why would you wax linoleum?
And from what my grandmother told me, when you wax something, sex is the least of your concerns. (Apparently floor wax gives a nice high, lol).
You wax linoleum so that you can run across it in your socks and do power slides - especially good fun when high on floor wax
I'm high on life and the smell of wet socks. Am I normal?
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