An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub. So, one night he took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.
The husband ordered a couple of whiskeys and drank his in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she sputtered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And all this time you thought I was enjoying myself every night!"
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