...dragging the cold damp air in with it, ugghh. gonna be friggin' cold and depressing the next few days outside, hard to exercise the dogs in these conditions. oh THEY don't mind, but mommy does! gghhhaaaa. thank god i remembered to bring my umbrella to work this morning.
This girl's been bad... ate a mofo lot of creamy Milka chocolate this afternoon, I was like a mad-woman, unstoppable and stuffing my face and oh! the mouth orgasms, it was soooo good! hey it's only like 550 calories and 30 grams of fat, pfffffffft, no problem... chocolate is my secret lover, what's wrong with that?! A woman has needs ya know! so. there.
But one can always overdo a good thing - case in point? A recipe for disaster:
INGREDIENTS:
1 German chocolate or other chocolate cake, baked, 13x9x2-inch
3/4 cup fudge topping
3/4 cup caramel or butterscotch topping
3/4 cup sweetened condensed milk
6 chocolate covered toffee bars
1 tub of whipped topping or 1 envelope Dream Whip, prepared with milk
PREPARATION:
Do not remove cake from pan. After the cake has cooled, make holes in the entire top of the cake using a large fork or the handle of a wooden spoon. Pour (one at a time) fudge, butterscotch, and condensed milk over the top of the cake and let each flavor soak in before adding the next. Crush 3 of the candy bars and sprinkle on the top. Frost the cake with the whipped topping and crush the 3 remaining toffee bars to decorate the top.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to make this without medical assistance within 911 reach. This blog is not responsible for any pounds gained, teeth rotted or heart attacks. Just so it's clear!
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