The cat's meow

I think if you would dunk a cat into a vat of Tim Horton's coffee, it would make a whole lotta racket but not change the taste much. Possibly could even improve it. Mother of God - why do people pay for this sh*t? OK it came with my lunch trio, I ran out of time and needed a sandwich, it's raining and TH's is just next door... pouah. Couldn't make it halfway through a small cup of the sludge. I could go on and on about how bad it is (old rotten army socks taste better, so does a pint of cow nipples recycled in diesel oil, etc etc) but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. They do make a good donut though! :-)