Oh lordy... you know you're going to have a good day when your man sends you this first thing in the morning:
At first I was like "meh, whatever" but after 30 seconds I couldn't keep in the bubbling giggles, then the howls - man this is hilarious! Who thinks of this shit! ROTF!
*wipes tears from eyes*
Apparently I have a very simple sense of humour. Oh well.
Last day of the quarter here and work is mental. I have no idea how I'm finding the time to blog so if this place has been lacking intelligent content the past week or so, now you know why... urk.
So Vegas is going to a bachelor party Thursday night. I need to find something to do other than staying home tending to the dogs and picking my nose or I'll get all flustered and pissed off and stand waiting for him by the door with a rolling pin or cast-iron frying pan (might have to borrow one?).
Is any girlfriend of wife in the world OK with their man going to one of these boy-fests of horror?
Anyone?
My shoulders are all scrunched up from bending over the keyboard many, many hours per day. Arms are numb and the painkillers make me cackle. I guess there are worse ways to earn a living, like collecting garbage or gutting fish in a factory - hmm. This post sucks.
/end of I Badly Need A Shoulder Rub post/
24 comments:
Uh. Maybe I'm a prude, but that is so not safe for work. lol
Bachelor parties are the debbil! The debbil!!!
It depends on where you work, LOL!
I don't like the debbil. Boo. :-(
lmao. well done.
I am the kind of woman that is ok with the boy fests....I'm all "yeah baby you go right out to the strip club, cuz when you're all revved up when you come back, you're ALLLLLLLLL mine!" You reap the benefits you see.....
You don't freak out and they don't know what the hell is going on you see....it's a good thing.
The video I will have to look at when I get home, sadly I cannot see it here, all vid is blocked!
Lola, that's what I said! :-D
Myself, it's just too gross for me to get all excited about. Blah!
Dude! I saw the video already and it is oossssum!!
Must spread the ossumness!
Meh.....it's naked women. Seriously, they're visual, we're not so much....I have this trust thing, if I trust someone, I'm good, cuz I'm pretty freaking awesome and better than the hot-bodied strippers :)
And ahem....you are much more so than I am....so there
Omg, you sound like me a couple weeks ago. I hate bachelor parties...like Prin said they are the debbil!
Myself, if you're looking for a 2nd job as life coach, the position is open!
SweetT, it's gonna be a long Thursday night for me. Crap. How did you survive??
I think my stance on bachelor parties are along the lines of how "Myself" feels. With Cody, I have complete faith that he won't do anything to tarnish what we have.
I think that Vegas knows what good for him, too.
I would be more upset because I would want to go, I love objectifying women! haha I've been to bachelor parties before (strippers hate that), for the most part, they were pretty mild manner and borderline boring.......
WW is right, I don't think they're as exciting as men would like them to be.
I've been to strip clubs too lol! B-o-r-i-n-g even the guys I was with were spending more time talking to people than checking out the chiquitas!
Go look in the mirror woman, Vegas knows what side his bread is buttered on!
LOL! Girls, I've been assured there would be no strippers as the party is for a christian boy and he needs to stay clean (um. yeah.) but anyways, nothing I can do about anything except, as you say, have faith in my man.
Cuz I gots the butter, oh yeah! LOL
I saw this the other day and loved it.
Great minds...eh?
Yeah! You know something's great when it flies around the globe like that!
That video was very funny. I'm sending it to the boyfriend now.
As far as the boyparty... I wouldn't mind because I like a dancing girl too. He might be more upset about me going. I trust he wouldn't do anything bad though and would make him shower as soon as he was back so the stripper glitter didn't get on the couch.
Stripper glitter! ROTF!!
LOL...couldnt open that video up at work...completely blocked. And at home, we dont have sound (drats Geek Squad).
Anyway - hope Vegas behaves himself at the party...
Daring, it's still funny even without the sound :-D
And yes, Vegas always behaves. For me. I think.
He better!!
I was ridiculously amused by that... I mean... REALLY amused.
LOL! That is freaking hilarious. :o)
Pass it along, girls, pass it along!
Depends on what kind of bachelor party it is. Since all my friends are nerdy English majors, I have the idea that any of our parties would involve drinking expensive wine and sitting around quoting Coleridge to one another. There'd probably be a stripper too, but she'd probably be ridiculed out of the room for not having an in-depth knowledge of 18th century English literature.
Yeah that's because you're classy, Frank. Can't say the same of all men, unfortunately... but Vegas is super classy so, I think I'm ok with tomorrow night. I think.
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