Bubblegum Diaries: In honour of my man

Saturday, September 6, 2008

In honour of my man

Two of his favorite things... a sexy badass bad guy and Kit Kat! In dark chocolate, too! Yeah, he's a simple kinda guy, my Vegas... sometimes.

he he

We had a busy chore day and tomorrow looks more or less the same, minus the stinky sweltering heat... it finally rained! Woooo!

Oh and poor Melonhead has suffered a setback, he's limping pretty badly again - f*ck! All this after the vet OK's him for more exercise - well that just messed him up and now we're back to very restricted walks. Plus he's had the squirts the past four days - just can't seem to catch a break with the big guy. Merr.

Tonight we sleep in a fresh clean bed - yummy! - and I hope Vegas behaves cuz after all his ravishings today I'm walking funny too... just kidding, I'm fine!

I love weekends :-D

Right now he's watching Heroes and I'm still not getting that show. Can somebody please tell me what the big interest is? I mean I get Corner Gas and Everybody Loves Raymond, maybe I'm just too simple-minded for this planet.

/end of I Wish I Were Smarter post/

10 comments:

Anonymous said...: ooooh what a creepy kit kat ad! love it.

oor dakotah. i'm sure there is nothing he wants more to run around and be himself again. poor guy.

i used to love heroes, then it took a weird turn for me and lost me. but last season i think it got back on track, now i'm back to loving it. i will admit sometimes it is a hard show to love. but isn't that true just about everything...; September 06, 2008 10:52 PM
Vegas said...: I like Heroes - watching season 2 at the moment. Bit hard to explain to TD an entire season's plotline, so that's probs why she isn't getting into it.

Also - her blogpost makes me sound slightly too metro...; September 06, 2008 11:06 PM
Technodoll said...: girl 1218, you got that right! Took me 30 years to love wine, ha ha!

Vegas, you're as good as it gets - so shush.; September 06, 2008 11:09 PM
Anonymous said...: So sorry about melonhead! Ru has continual issues as well, so I feel your pain!

I loved Heros when it first came out, but then lost interest with season 2. It's a cool show, but you kind of have to start at the beginning I think.; September 07, 2008 8:54 AM
Curly said...: I loved Heroes but missed a few episodes and got lost. I'm a 24 gal. Love it.; September 07, 2008 9:00 AM
Technodoll said...: PrincessB, what is it about these boy dogs... sigh!

Curly, I don't get 24 either... Actually I've almost abandoned TV shows altogether, except for the occasional sitcom. I just live for TLC though :-D; September 07, 2008 10:57 AM
Dolce said...: Hereos? Is amazing! Okay...season one was really good. Season two got cut short because of the writers strike (kind of happy too because the writing for season 2 wasnt' as good). I can't wait for it to start in a couple of weeks.

Start from the beginning! It really is good!; September 08, 2008 3:02 PM
prin said...: I hope he's ok. (hugs); September 08, 2008 10:50 PM
Curly said...: it's ok. I love 24 enough for both of us.; September 09, 2008 10:42 AM
Technodoll said...: Dolce, it's starting to rub off on me a bit but it's still a TV show... LOL!

Prin, it's taking a loooong time to get better. Baby steps. sigh.

Curly, you're so altruistic! :-D; September 09, 2008 12:36 PM

george carlin jewels

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

“No comment” is a comment.

You can’t argue with a good blowjob.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

worst pickup lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

steven wright wisdom

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

awesome country songs

rejected hallmark cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

not the sharpest bulb in the closet?

A few peas short of a casserole.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as tits on a bull.

Dumb as a stump.

He's got a mind like a steel sieve.

His cheese has slipped off his cracker.

His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.