IMO, this is Billy Bob Thornton (aka Willie) at his very best... oh man. I can watch this movie a hundred times and still laugh my ass off!!
Make sure to rent it for the holidays...
Just don't watch in front of the kids!
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner.
Marcus: Yeah? You fucking petites now?
Willie: No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many fuckin' years of therapy.
*snicker*
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Ok, it might be funny. But I'm still wary.
I have to warn you though, there is alot of swearing and fornicating :-D
Oh, no! I so f*cking hate f*cking and swearing. Forget that sh*t then.
See? I censored myself. I'm a good girl. Right, Santo?
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