Bubblegum Diaries: You're gonna love this...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

You're gonna love this...

Well here we go again...

Daring To Dream has tagged me for a meme, who am I to say no when I have a few spare minutes (miracle!):

The rules:

1. Link to the person who tagged you and post the rules on your blog
2. Share 5 songs you are embarrassed to admit to others that you like and tell why
3. Tag a few people at the end of your post

Billie Jean - Michael Jackson. It's what I grew up with, mkay? He was awesome when he was still black and "normal". Nuff said.

My Heart Goes Bang - Dead or Alive. Hey it was the 80's and trannies were hot. NEXT!

Love Bites - Def Leppard. It was 1988, it was a teenage crush, it was silly and it was a power trip. Highly embarassing yet you'll catch me singing right along when it plays on the radio... who wouldn't?

Vogue - Madonna. Because I just hate that bitch... why do I love some of her songs? Drives me crazy! Argh!

What Is Love - Haddaway. Jesus on a pogo stick, what a stupid song. Tied to a famously stupid movie (Night at the Roxbury). Yet, it crawls into your head like a worm and infects your arse and legs and boom bop bop, there you go when it plays... sigh.

There you go. I can't tag anybody specific lest I risk getting poisonous darts shot at my head but if anyone wants to take a stab at this... gowon, impress meh!

/end of Highly Embarassing post/

12 comments:

Anonymous said...: I'm far too lazy to do this, but I think your list is fab! Haha!; July 31, 2008 8:27 AM
Harley said...: "when he was still back and "normal"."

Did you mean 'when he was BLACK and normal'?; July 31, 2008 9:07 AM
Technodoll said...: Elisabeth, I picked the *least* shameful songs, too...

Kali, yikes! I didn't even see that in my tired wine haze... corrected, thanks!; July 31, 2008 9:22 AM
Its Just Me - Daring to Dream said...: Great list! Thanks for doing it. Hope you are having a great day.; July 31, 2008 10:32 AM
Curly said...: I'd so laugh at you but my list is much worse...; July 31, 2008 1:22 PM
Frank said...: I'll get around to doing it...as soon as I do the other, like, 8 memes that people tagged me in...; July 31, 2008 1:25 PM
Frank said...: I should also add that there are no songs I'm embarrassed to like, as my music tastes are awesome.; July 31, 2008 1:25 PM
myself said...: tee hee, well I did it, and my musical tastes can be pretty weird and wacky; July 31, 2008 2:19 PM
Sian said...: Hey, we were teenagers in the eighties...I am amazed you restricted your self to eight :D; July 31, 2008 7:21 PM
prin said...: LOL!!

I won't make a list, but if I did, it might have Christina Aguilera on it. *runs and hides in shame*; July 31, 2008 9:35 PM
Technodoll said...: Daring, it was quite fun... thanks for thinking of me!

Curly, yeah I know... child of the 80's, what can I say?

Frank, no pressure - ya do what ya wanna do (or not).

Myself, come on I loved your list!

Prin, that's why it's called embarassing songs... hell look at what I put in there. I have no shame.; August 01, 2008 9:43 AM
Curly said...: speaking of the 80s, stirrup pants are back.

*runs screaming from history repeating itself*; August 01, 2008 9:57 AM

george carlin jewels

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

“No comment” is a comment.

You can’t argue with a good blowjob.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

worst pickup lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

steven wright wisdom

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

awesome country songs

rejected hallmark cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

not the sharpest bulb in the closet?

A few peas short of a casserole.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as tits on a bull.

Dumb as a stump.

He's got a mind like a steel sieve.

His cheese has slipped off his cracker.

His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.