Monday, July 7, 2008
Alternate movie titles:
10,000 Brain Cancers
10,000 Bludgeoned Cunts
10,000 Bad Caricatures
10,000 Belching Corpses
...I could go on, but you get the picture.
Last night I put on the worst movie I could find so that we could eat our poisoned thai chicken curry with two hands (long story... we're both still green from that dinner, ugh) but really, we had no idea it would be that much of a celluloid vomit.
I'll never get those 30 minutes of my life back.
Yes, even in skipping through the scenes it was an epic nightmare of never-ending dung-covered third-rate actors fighting dancing cartoon mammoths and dirty metrosexual egyptians, my god what a giant turd-cake directed by masturbating ego-centric baboons on cheap crack.
I feel sorry for anyone who paid to see this "movie" in a theatre, it must have been worse than being sodomized by a gang of angry nazi cacti.
Want to reduce crime? Force prison inmates to view this junk o'shite over and over again, thereby inducing coma and/or self-lobotomy... voilà, less social parasites to deal with.
I give this one a 0.5/10 and that is being generous.
/end of Was It That Bad? Hell Yes post/
11 Comments:
it was truly the worst film I've ever seen - maybe it was the movie that turned our stomachs...
Worse than "Volcano", even? Yeah. I'm still green 24 hours later.
I sat through the entire miserable 2 hours. I kept thinking something good was going to happen. Before I knew it I was watching the credits roll. Worse move evah!!!
hahaha.....dodged that bullet eh?!
thanks :)
I watched it. Horrible. And yes, even the computer effects sucks donkey balls to the high heavens.
But no, that is still not the worst movie ever. That (dis)honour goes to Pumpkin. IMDB that, you know what I'm talking about.
Pungent review... It makes me want to see the film :D
I saw the ad for this and that alone made me want to self-harm. There's no WAY I will ever watch this movie willingly.
I tagged you, by the by...
I can't believe I paid $6.15 to rent that movie.
I also want the $4.00 slice of pizza back that I had to clean off my T.V. after projectile vomiting at the horrid acting and shitty non plot.
I can't believe you rated that in the positive numbers!
Wow. Tell me how you really feel.
I love your review though...masterbating bamboons. I thought those were only in zoos.
girl1218, OMG I feel so sorry for you! I hate it when Hollywood takes us for suckers... blah.
WW, yep! consider yourself lucky :-D
CD, IMDB users give Pumpking a 6.1/10 - I think the world has fallen on its head.
Sian, hehe! Only a Brit would say that!
Kali, you just saved yourself two hours of torture, haha! And thanks for the tag, I hope to have time to get to it someday... it's been NUTS!! I miss blogging :-(
Mike, I had to give some credit to the mammoths... uh... you know what I mean. *embarassed for the movie*
Dolce, the whole movie was a zoo. on lsd.
I can't watch it because I'm too much of a nerd. Even if it had first-rate acting and special effects...the historical inaccuracies would drive me insane.
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