The skies were pregnant with heavy rain this morning (83% humidity!) and now it's pelting on my office window, blessed relief.
Makes coming to work a bit less painful.
Neeener neeener all you vacationers!
It's only 10am and my day is already jammed full with work, no relief in sight except the 30-minute massage due soon. My left arm has been numb since Monday morning, I really really need to take better care of myself.
Last night's dinner was sushi and cold corona beer with lime, talk about a clash of cultures that blend super well, eh? Eaten by a canuck and a brit. Awesome. The planet is getting really small and smelly.
Speaking of smelly, I'm too scared to take the garbage down - it's been on the back porch for over a week in the blazing humid sun, no joke the bags are moving on their own, eeeewwww. Like a maggot disneyland. As far as I'm concerned, let 'em have their party and when there's nothing left but hangovers, then I'll take the stuff down to the curb.
I have maggophobia.
Hats off to all the brave garbage removers of the planet...
/end of Ow My Sore Neck Post/
15 comments:
Maggots. Yuck.
It's overcast here as well. Makes it easier to return home. WEll, for a week, then I'm off to the beach.
Then, I simply MUSt go back to work. Before I need to go on the dole. :)
I saw "pregnant" and I'm like what what what?!!!
Good thing its not about that eh? =p
"I have maggophobia." That is the quote of the day. It made me laugh, but I know you are serious. Just take a bottle of bleach in hand. Pour it on them...watch them sizzle (haha) Yes..gross I know.
I hear ya on the owies :( I just got back from a one hour massge/torture session.
Lol @ maggophobia. I have garbagophobia...garbage in general I hate :D
It's a dirty job.....but by golly....somebody's gotta do it!
Maggots are revolting. That is all.
No wait, that is not all; it's raining over here too. Thumbs up for office drones everywhere being happy it's raining on beaming toursists with unreadable maps!
Ok maggots...like....gross. This is something I don't miss about apartment living. I throw stuff in the garbage can, drag said can to the curb on garbage day, voila someone else deals with it!
As for the rain....I can hear it on my office windows (I have 3), I can see it if I turn around, but has it made it any less gross out there? Cuz beating rain with no break in heat or humidity is pointless rain to me....
I had a massage just after lunch and have been stoned ever since - trying to get my brain going again but failing miserably.
repeat dinner tonight? (I could come and ask you but it has more dramah on the interwebnet)
lol @ vegas' comment. This is why you need comment notification! :D
Still hasn't really rained here. Well, not from my view from my desk without glasses anyway.
How To Impress Your New Customers:
1. Phone and leave a message for them to call you back
2. When they phone back ten minutes later, have no clue who the hell they are
3. Tell them you're wasted from a massage.
This is what they bought me over here for
30 minute massage...
Do tell me more. My neck and shoulders have been constant knots of pain from all the heavy lifting I do at work.
I think maggots was one of the green porno videos. Ewww.
PrincessB, you have the life right now that many of us only dream about... enjoy it!
CD, omg!! nevaaaaah!
Daring, I won't ask how you know about this... *faints*
Sweet T, isn't it a job for the mens? Taking the trash out? while we get massages... hmmm.
WW, look above! hehe
Kali, preferably office drones in maggot-free offices. Yes ma'am.
Myself, it's a tropical storm outside as I write this. bleh!! what a crappy summer! grrrr
Vegas, how was that salad? Besides too complicated to make. Tsk!
Prin, you didn't miss anything...
Vegas, just wait until you have videophone. That will be hilaaarious.
Frank, mmm cute strong massage girly comes to the office once a week with her comfy table and soothing music, insurance pays for it... i love my job :-D Move to canada!
Clarity, I had mercifully forgotten about the green porno... now I'm tempted to see if I can finally see it "from canada" - tee hee!
wow...you got really graphic with that moving garbage one.... EEEEEEEW!
I'm with the Constantly Dramatic One - I noticed the word "pregnant" and thought wtf have I missed!!1
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