A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."
9 comments:
hehehehehehehe...
LOL
I've heard that one before but the punchline still makes me giggle.
Love it!!!
Oh ewwwwww!
:D
HAHAHA! Love it! (Unfortunately my eyes went from reading the beginning to reading the punchline, and I had to go back to read the middle.)
Ahahahahahaha, oooh penguins. Gotta love them.
oh God rough, but hilaroius!!
That's a line to remember, eh? I think I had to use it once or twice... he he :-D
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