1- I make kickass soup. I really do. Gimme bones, water and assorted veggies and spices and voilà.
2- However I will not, ever, eat cold soup. WTF is cold soup all about anyways?!
3- I was fucking ugly as a tween. Braces, freckles, stupid hair, gangly, the works. At some point during my twenties, I got "with it". I don't break mirrors anymore.
4- I'm double-jointed. Used to be cool until I read up on all the sub-conditions it can cause - wow. Now I know why it sucks to be me sometimes.
5- I can't swallow pills, so when I need to take drugs it's for a damn good reason - do you know how awful chemicals taste when you have to chew? *gag*
6- I love long hot showers with lots of fruity yummy body washes. Bliss.
7- When I was seven years old, they made me play the ugly, green-faced wart witch in Hansel and Gretel. I was mortified and embarassed and pissed as hell. Why couldn't I play the blonde beautiful Gretel? I learned revenge then... I tricked, cooked and ate the bitch in the end. Moaahaha!
I'd love to tag you all but don't want to get hit on the head - who wants to volunteer, though? C'mon, raise your haaaands!