Bubblegum Diaries: So. How does it feel?

Friday, January 25, 2008

So. How does it feel?

How does it feel to be "a year older", Technodoll?

Well frankly my dear... I don't give a damn!

I don't feel any different and I won't act any different... this refusal to grow old has anchored itself in my soul ages ago and even if the calendar taunts me with "numbers" - well screw that, I ain't lookin' ;-)

This is me testing my new camera phone yesterday, mentally cursing turning 38 and wishing it was all a bad dream (I don't like posting pics of myself so this photo will probs not be up here long):

Anyways. Life is what it is, a symphony of contradictions at this point... days! go by faster cuz I really need to be with Vegas now! days! stop flying by so fast, there is too much living to do and I'm not ready to die!

Yes, I have voices in my head: I've named them uncle jo and aunt matilda.

*munches more ginger snaps*

Um, what else... bought some lovely pyjama bottoms and underwear today (when my favorite local lingerie boutique has a 60% off everything sale, you bet I'm shopping), oh and some chocolate too. Must never forget the essentials - right, Prin? *wink*

Sigh. Off to bed soon, just updating my videos (left-hand side of the blog... does anyone even notice these things? LOL!) and tomorrow morning will be a mad scramble to get all the cleaning up done before my mom arrives, of course I was a lazy ass tonight and did nothing.

Oh well. It's my birthday and I'll procrastinate if I want to!

Cheerios, peeps.

13 comments:

~* ♥ Fallen Angel ♥ *~ said...: Happy Birthday, Doll! :)); January 26, 2008 2:43 AM
Roshan said...: Happy Birth Day to my dear Technodoll.

P.S :- Don't be so grumpy and moody about turning 38.; January 26, 2008 8:34 AM
Anonymous said...: Happy Birthday!!! I look at the videos, btw!

Kudos on pjs. I love them. Would live in pjs if I could. I think that's why I'm a nurse...scrubs are like pjs. :); January 26, 2008 10:40 AM
anuday said...: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!; January 26, 2008 10:56 AM
prin said...: Happy Birthday Tway! I hope you have a good one. It's a gohjus day outside. :); January 26, 2008 11:51 AM
Zedder said...: Happy Birthday TD! Hope you have a great day and I love your attitude towards age, I really need to adopt it.; January 26, 2008 12:25 PM
KA said...: happy birthday! you are absolutely gorgeous btw!; January 26, 2008 8:29 PM
Anonymous said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Don't you know 38 is the new 28!; January 26, 2008 9:58 PM
Technodoll said...: Everyone... a heartfelt THANK YOU for the sweet wishes - made me smile through these hours, am now sitting here swallowing back tears cuz I miss Vegas so much I am falling apart.

I thought I would be a bit stronger and wiser but no... same old moi. Sigh.

Back to blogland tomorrow.; January 26, 2008 10:50 PM
prin said...: *hugs*; January 26, 2008 11:22 PM
Wayfaring Wanderer said...: You definitely don't look like a 38 year old!!
Happy, happy......Birthday!

*I have discovered your blog through Rebecca's "Stuff I Love"*; January 27, 2008 2:00 PM
Technodoll said...: Again... from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU for all the wishes and waves - from the green canadian garden ;-); January 27, 2008 11:43 PM
B said...: Happy belated birthday!!; January 31, 2008 8:56 PM

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Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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rejected hallmark cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

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9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

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13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

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17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

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An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

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Dumb as a stump.

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His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.