smoking is so passé

Thank you for Not Smoking. 

Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. 

It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, 

not to mention my lungs. 

This takes place without my consent. 

I have a pleasure, also. 

I like a beer now and then. 

The residue of my pleasure is urine. 

Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair 

and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent? 

~Sign from Ken's Magic Shop