1- I make kickass soup. I really do. Gimme bones, water and assorted veggies and spices and voilà.
2- However I will not, ever, eat cold soup. WTF is cold soup all about anyways?!
3- I was fucking ugly as a tween. Braces, freckles, stupid hair, gangly, the works. At some point during my twenties, I got "with it". I don't break mirrors anymore.
4- I'm double-jointed. Used to be cool until I read up on all the sub-conditions it can cause - wow. Now I know why it sucks to be me sometimes.
5- I can't swallow pills, so when I need to take drugs it's for a damn good reason - do you know how awful chemicals taste when you have to chew? *gag*
6- I love long hot showers with lots of fruity yummy body washes. Bliss.
7- When I was seven years old, they made me play the ugly, green-faced wart witch in Hansel and Gretel. I was mortified and embarassed and pissed as hell. Why couldn't I play the blonde beautiful Gretel? I learned revenge then... I tricked, cooked and ate the bitch in the end. Moaahaha!
I'd love to tag you all but don't want to get hit on the head - who wants to volunteer, though? C'mon, raise your haaaands!
6 comments:
Really. S'up with cold soup? I mean, come on. It's soup and it's cold. Where's the logic?
I'll do it! lol
btw, ou sont le pain doré and les crepes?! Kessé ça!?
You're going to have fun listing them at the end too. lol
I sypathize with the ugly tween stage. My great-grandmother actually commented one time saying, "You were a homely girl when you were younger. I'm so glad you turned out pretty."
Prin, loved your version - can it ever get repetitive? hrmph.
Dolce, she did mean well right? LOL!
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Thanks for being such a good sport! I understand about the pill thing...it's taken me years to get good at taking pills and after too many shots in the arse.
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