Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.