Oh fuck it.
I wrote a post about what happened at the office this afternoon and it made me so ill to recall it, that I deleted the damn thing.
I don't want it soiling my blog.
Suffice to say, in all my years of paid employment (almost 25 years of it, people) never have I experienced a character assassination of the likes I went through today.
One minute I was having a completely normal work convo with a coworker and the next minute he was loudly accusing me up and down of being condescending and a whole bunch of other crap that I couldn't believe I was hearing, including "get out of my office". Everybody heard, eh? The few offices there have no ceiling and he was LOUD.
Like, seriously. It would have shocked a bipolar schizo.
I already hate having to work in an office and am only there for the money (hah, isn't everyone...) and am counting down the days until freedom so this just sucks pork cock. I feel like a goddamn prostitute.
Oh look, I went and blogged about it anyways.
Awesome.
Add that to PMS, a sore neck, constant headaches, insomnia, crappy weather, the stress of not finding a mortgage and Vegas leaving on Sunday for a week and how do you like that shit soup, TD? Mmmm, tasty.
I should feed it to the Office Ass with a slingshot.
/end of Rant Rant Rant Rant post/
11 comments:
that's always an idea....
is the office ass a well known office ass? or only being assy to yourself? I somehow can't imagine you requiring someone behaving assy to you....but anyway....
Hugs?
:-O!!!
What?!!? Employee or employer?
*hugs*
I'm so sorry. :( I'm sorry I wasn't there too. :( *hugs*
if i'd of been there, i would of puffed myself up pretty good, pointed my finger into his hairy fat stomach whilst saying, "listen buddy, thats enough defacation coming out of your mouth....i've already taken a shit today!"
yep, i would do that for you.
then to make sure he knew i was sincere, i'd also say, "and our sleeping together is over... ya hear me? i aint fucking you NO MO. you smell AND you have a hang nail. got it?"
yep.
that'll do it.
C
It sounds like someone has been drinking Dr. Jekyll's famous juice. Where do people get off doing that in an office. It's like they feel justified being especially ass-y all in the name of getting ahead.
I hope he falls into a muddy puddle on his way to work. And most especially I hope that never happens to you again.
Ahh, TD, I am so sorry for your trials. Hugs to you & lots of sloppy kisses from the beanies may help. I second what C said and would add to the monologue: " and the reason I'm not f ing you anymore is that I'm sick of that teeny dick!"
How badly do you really need the money?
I had my share of office ass too this week. There's one in every office.
Hang in there, TD. Soon, you'll be free! Lucky woman! Congrats on the purchase!
The next time he get's loud, knock him out!
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
"I should feed it to the Office Ass with a slingshot." Do it!!!
Hurry up and get your mortgage and quit your day job so you can back to replying to all our comments.
Wow, that sounds like it was really out of line.....I can't image what would provoke someone to do such a rotten thing. What a dick!
Just when you think that bad can't get worse....you come across a schmuck like that.
I'm sorry.
That's sucks.
Now I know you can totally cut him a new one if you wanted to. Biting your tongue couldn't have been easy. But, you felt like it was the right thing to do it seems.
If the other people in the office know you they may realize that he was flying of the handle for no reason.
Then again, maybe you can just take some of the FART and POO advice your lovely bloggie friends give you :o)
Wow...I've had one of those moments. Soooo very sorry it happened to you girlie!
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