The one good thing my loser-of-a-russian-ex taught me was how to enjoy the "peace pipe" - I rarely smoke up but tonight? Fuck that!
Being barely conscious after the speedwalk home from work, Dave Seaman playing loud enough to blast holes through my eardrums, stomach a tight knot of burning pain and my hands wet and shaking, I don't even remember reaching for the green medicine, only remember that the first couple of puffs were not satisfying so the 3rd one I inhaled like crazy and ohgod, what a cloud! Wheee!
What I didn't know was that driving stoned is pretty damn funny. And hard.
My friend kept looking at me funny as we were shopping for groceries, I think I was coherent most of the time but at the cash I must have been speaking to myself cuz he and the cashier both stopped, stared and went "what did you say? are you ok?" *giggles* Must have been the bananas I was handling.
Then of course the munchies hit so we stopped for überjunkfood (hotdogs! fries! coke!), yadi yadi and now here I am, patiently waiting for Vegassss to get his aaassss home and online dammit, I miss him! Text messages can only get you so far, LOL!
C'mon c'mon c'moooon already. Sigh. Tap. Tap. Tap.
I think I'm going to hit the vodka martinis now.
4 comments:
Toking and driving? Really? I think you have to step back and maybe read a few posts you've written from the past week or so over again, just to be sure you're headed somewhere you want to go. ;)
(you don't have to publish this one, but I had to say it)
(hugs)
LOL it's ok, I expected someone to day "tsk!" - am just chalking it up to living new things these days, I guess. Yesterday was reaaallyy rough. Am glad it's over.
Glad it's over, too. (hugs)
and-*shakes mom finger* no more toking and driving, young lady!
:D
Everyone has a naughty streak! In fact, I just wrote about it! Just as long as you're naughty and careful.
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