Funny tarot

Today's reading:

The Fool desires to achieve great things in life, but does not always anticipate the hard work required. Full of curiosity and searching for answers, the Fool symbolizes a new beginning and endless optimism. He must be careful in the decisions he makes, as his lack of experience is often a hindrance. While others may avoid taking on insurmountable odds, The Fool will attempt to accomplish near impossible goals with almost reckless abandon.

...so I'm OK to climb Mount Everest in nothing but a pair of high-heels and a tutu, yes? Works for me! *grin*

Making good headway into my workload today... feels good. So does the yummy swiss milk chocolate melting in my mouth - screw you, PMS! I'll end this snippet of a post with a funny I read today:

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and --WHACK!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea!"

The little guy thinks "geez!" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big guy knocks him down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan!"

The little guy has had enough of this. He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. He's gone for an hour and then returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --BONG!-- bangs the big guy off his stool, knocking him out cold.

The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from K-Mart."