Bubblegum Diaries: Really?

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Really?

Infomercials crack me up.

Not just for the dumbest products on earth, but for the "acting"! Take a peek and tell me you didn't burst out laughing at least once!

I mean... Really?

He he. I totally missed my calling :-D

It's scorching hot today, nice and sunny too. Until the sun slants a bit to give us some shade, I'm stuck inside the house... My arms are starting to look like chocolate sticks while the rest of me still glows in the dark. Yeah, not really sexy.

Guess I'll get on with hoovering and washing grimy floors... Ah yes, my life is soooo glamorous!

On a parting note... Who the hell invented the concept of clowns, anyways? It's not sane! Grown-up men (and sometimes women) walking around in funny clothing with giant shoes, grotesquely painted white pasty faces, smeared with blood-red lips, drunkard noses and electrocuted wigs?

Is this supposed to be funny or entertaining? Really?

So on that note... what do you think of the circus?

/end of Whattaday post/

8 comments:

Rebecca Foster said...: CLOWNS ARE SCARY!!!

I hate clowns! I was just having this discussion with a friend the other day. The movie Poltergeist still freaks me out, because of that damn clown. UGH.

Yay for sunshine! Chocolate stick arms? Lol. Sunscreen is your friend!; June 19, 2010 12:50 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: Well that clown is scary for sure!
Horrible commercials, I wonder why sometimes! Who really okays them.; June 19, 2010 1:48 PM
C said...: i HATE clowns! always have, always will. and i hate circus's and will never go to one. never took me kids to one either. i hate how animals are treated there. i'm not much on fairs either, just go for the good food. well, i used to. not so much these last 10 years or so.

clowns are just creepy.

those terrible money wasting commercials suck big time!

c; June 19, 2010 2:35 PM
Busy Bee Suz said...: Infomercials are for the insane.
Hey, I loved the circus as a kid...I was never scared of clowns until I read the Steven King book: IT. Holy moses that scared the clown out of me.

TD get yourself this new invention they call SUNSCREEN. :) Chocolate arms are only for eating.

Have fun hoovering...have you noticed less mess without Dante??

Oh I miss him...but then again, I did not have to clean up with the big baby boy.
Have a great night.; June 19, 2010 9:16 PM
Anonymous said...: LOL that old woman wheres my car? lol oh and technodoll less than a mnth till i come!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooo; June 20, 2010 7:23 AM
Anonymous said...: i miss dante too but we are still gonna visit him xx; June 20, 2010 7:24 AM
Anonymous said...: arent we technodoll?; June 20, 2010 7:25 AM
Frank said...: I hate clowns...HATE...CLOWNS...; June 21, 2010 7:52 PM

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