The creepy, the weird, and the just plain wrong

I guess the post title gives it pretty much away!

Spend enough time trolling the internet and you're bound to end up shaking your head and going "what the HELL?!" - and since I'm such a nice person, I'm sure you'll appreciate me sharing some of these gems with you. I use the word "gems" very loosely here, you understand.

First off, Mister Pepto Bismol Mummy.
Isn't he cuuuute?

And then you have the "special toys for special people".
By "special", you know what I mean, right?

This one needs no explanation.
None at all.

I have so many captions for this one but none are suitable
for a Saturday morning discussion. This blog doesn't have enough "X"'s.

Um... yeah. Bon appetit.

I have no idea what this setup means.
It does however look both nasty and creepy at the same time.
Very nasty.

On this note, I hope you all have a splendid weekend (and not too many nightmares), go easy on the yardwork - har, har - and have a cold beer for me because I don't really drink beer except occasionally on a hot summer day and we're miles away from summer yet.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.