Bubblegum Diaries: Friday's offnish and, well...

Friday, August 8, 2008

Friday's offnish and, well...

That's my new vocabulary for today: offnish.

See, I took the day off to wrap up a ton of stuff before we fly out to LA tomorrow for a week of work, but yet I'm on webmail and working like a fiend, what the hell is that! While doing laundry, making lists and trying to enjoy this Special Day with Vegas.

Yeah. Eight Eight Eight... this marks a year that our kindred spirits clicked and our future was sealed despite all résistance.

*blush*

Amazing how elastic time can be: the past year has flown by yet I know it mostly crawled at times, I guess the human brain is programmed to blot out the bad bits in order to survive.

This morning we went over to help our dogsitter move his furniture around (living-room reconfig), and I took the time to finally cuddle with Melonhead... it was bliss, and oh! dogs can and do smile, in fact they can carry a shit-eating grin if you ask me! He was in heaven and like a velcro pad with a long kissy tongue and waggy tail, LOL!

My dogsitter says Dakotah is lonely, despite him being there almost all the time and having visitors in and out all day. And it really showed this morning how much he misses mommy and daddy. Breaks my heart... won't see the kids for a long week, urgh.

Yeah they're alot of work but they're more than worth it.

Anyhoo. Back to the laundry list (literally), will be mostly absent from the blogging world for the next week so I'm not ignoring you, I'll just be drowning in nonstop tradeshow hell. Wish me luck and stop by for flash updates!

/end of Another Rainy Day post/

6 comments:

prin said...: Good luck with your preps! :); August 08, 2008 1:12 PM
Sweet T said...: Hope you have a wonderful trip filled with brilliant sunshine :)...While the rest of us deal with rain and crap ;); August 08, 2008 1:12 PM
Curly said...: I hope you have a lots of lots of sunshine to make up for the non-sunshine weather here.

Yucky tradeshow hell. Well at least you'll be with Vegas. You HAVE to sneak out at least once for a nice romantic dinner, even if it's midnight and you're bone tired. You'll sleep when your dead. :-D

((hugs)); August 08, 2008 1:46 PM
myself said...: enjoy down there!; August 08, 2008 3:08 PM
Vegas said...: that's what I said last night... hurr hurr hurr etc

*ahem*; August 08, 2008 4:44 PM
Wayfaring Wanderer said...: I hope you have a safe trip.....

and

Happy Anniversary!

*Cody and I don't even know our anniversary date....we just know we got together in the summertime! haha; August 08, 2008 7:58 PM

george carlin jewels

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

“No comment” is a comment.

You can’t argue with a good blowjob.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

worst pickup lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

steven wright wisdom

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

awesome country songs

rejected hallmark cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

not the sharpest bulb in the closet?

A few peas short of a casserole.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as tits on a bull.

Dumb as a stump.

He's got a mind like a steel sieve.

His cheese has slipped off his cracker.

His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.