Bubblegum Diaries: Bloody Mondays

Monday, August 4, 2008

Bloody Mondays

Monday, 6:37am:

TD: Grooaan. Mutter. Yawn. Sigh.
Vegas: *blink blink*
TD: bleh bleh bleh!
Vegas: Monday, Bloody Monday...
TD: Yeah.

And so starts another week, a frantic one judging by the work & home schedule... Last few days before leaving for Tradeshow Hell in L.A. - will try to make the trip a fun adventure but for now, I'm too tired to see the half-full glass. Unless it's half-full of liquid plummer, that would help settle my sore bloated tummy. Blecch.

!! OH !!

I'm guest blogging over at La Dolce Vita today - it was an "orgasmic" experience... he he! Go read, you'll see :-) I love that girl, sometimes wish I had her crazy fun-filled life (especially right now as she is ON VACATION) but am honoured and content to take a tiny space in her blog this week. Yeah.

Melonhead is doing well, tonight we get his staples removed (been 13 days since the surgery) - still can't believe how fast he's healing, holy cow. I'll post a short video of him soon.

So, guess which DVD movie we watched last night - it had:

-queens
-treason
-sex
-religion
-beheadings
-gorgeous costumes
-crossdressing dukes
-betrayal
-a poisoned dress
-hints of incest
-a reborn virgin

Special mention in my next blog post to the clever winner!

/end of Must Get Through This Day post/

11 comments:

the Constantly Dramatic One said...: "Elizabeth: the Golden Age"?

The one with Clive Owen in it. In which he struts around looking ridiculously hot that I have to pause the movie and take a looong, cold, icy shower?

Is that the one?; August 04, 2008 9:50 AM
Wayfaring Wanderer said...: "The Other Boleyn Girl"?

I saw Step Brothers this weekend at the theater......I laughed my as* off!; August 04, 2008 10:57 AM
prin said...: Oooo!! The first Elizabeth! Yey! Favorite movie of all time.

Yey for the staples comin' out! :); August 04, 2008 11:16 AM
myself said...: The Other Bolyn Girl

Watched it the other night myself; August 04, 2008 1:42 PM
Anonymous said...: I was going to say "the Other Boleyn Girl" as well.; August 04, 2008 5:23 PM
KA said...: Elizabeth :-P the first one, not the new one.; August 04, 2008 6:37 PM
KA said...: The Golden age, btw is my favorite because she of what she said to the spaniard when she bravely declared that she had a hurricane inside of her stronger than any prince.; August 04, 2008 6:38 PM
Sian said...: Well, others have beaten me to it. But I would like to say that in the terms of actual history, Elizabeth is hokum...but a good film.; August 05, 2008 8:47 AM
Its Just Me - Daring to Dream said...: Ok, I have no idea what movie it is, but it sounds juicy - so spill so I can rent it already *smile*; August 05, 2008 10:28 AM
Technodoll said...: Winners are Prin, Toughgirl101 and Sian!

Elizabeth (1998) - what a lovely! Vegas had never seen it so we popped in the dvd player and just enjoyed... next up is the sequel, also gathering dust on my shelf. Ooops.; August 05, 2008 2:42 PM
voiceinmyhead said...: this picture is skeeving me out. i just read about the decapitator on the bus up there in canada. apparently he did some other horrifying things too....

**shudders**; August 05, 2008 10:41 PM

george carlin jewels

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

“No comment” is a comment.

You can’t argue with a good blowjob.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

worst pickup lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

steven wright wisdom

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

awesome country songs

rejected hallmark cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

not the sharpest bulb in the closet?

A few peas short of a casserole.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as tits on a bull.

Dumb as a stump.

He's got a mind like a steel sieve.

His cheese has slipped off his cracker.

His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.