Wednesday, July 28, 2010

You want fries with that?

I'm on a "no junk food" diet for the next few weeks.

Sucks.

I overdid it for most of the summer and I have to be reasonable now. I don't like sweating salty oil every time the temps spike - stupid summer, where did the warm dry breezy days of our youth go? What the hey is this muggy sauna crap?

OK, that's withdrawal for you right there.

I want my chocolate cake dammit.

And my cheesy poofs.

Sigh.

I don't want to sport a double chin or a spare tire around my waist, I don't want high blood pressure, high cholesterol or blocked arteries - gawd, getting old is hard enough with the wrinkles and grey hair, now I have to snack on tofu and orange peels?

*cries*

Oh, ignore me.

It's just the PMS talking.

/end of Whingefest post/

5 comments:

Anke said...

Muggy sauna crap... welcome to Alabama!
I do try and eat healthy most of the time, but every once in a while I have to have some chocolate. Later on today you'll find me in my kitchen, coffee in one hand, chocolate muffin in the other. ;-)

Sweet T said...

I hear ya. I am on a no junk food kick until October :S There is a wedding dress that needs fitting into :D

Busy Bee Suz said...

I could use some detoxing as well.
But cake is so good.
I feel like it is a sauna here too...not fun. I can't wait for fall to arrive.

Just Breathe said...

Nip it in the bud! Because I have all those horrible things and they are very hard to get rid of when your older.

prin said...

hehe, salty oil. Sounds yummy.