We're in the first few hours of a 24-hour snowstorm, up to over a foot of snow expected after it's all said and done. Thought to laugh at this shitty winter rather than drink a cup of cyanide to get it over with...
Enjoy! :-)
+70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
+60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
+50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
+40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
+32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
+20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, "Eh, cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Montreal Canadians win the Stanley Cup.
/end of Is It April Yet? post/
14 comments:
Hehehe...I like this. The weather isn't too much different in Michigan, and it always shocks people when I tell them that if it's 32 degrees or above, I go running in shorts.
i wanted to go to montreal today, WHITEOUT. not going. my post is equally winterish. what we talk about if we didn't have the weather here. people don't understand unless they live here.
just.could.not.imagine.
It is 85 today. hot. sunny. hot.
just amazing.
i'm betting that last line originally read the Maple Leafs win the cup!! LOL...
I hate it when I can't thaw the keg out...seriously...
I liked this :) well done wife
Love this :) Too funny!
So funny, but true! Here in Florida it got down to 30 and everyone had down jackets on and fire places going. But now it is warming up and we are going back to the beaches!
Ha ha ha. You just made me laugh. Thank you!
BTW, I really hope all goes well this weekend with this next property. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you because it sounds wonderful!
I liked that one too.
I can't wait till it's -3C with no wind and we can sit outside in the sun in tshirts watching the snow almost melt.
This is fascinating. Come over to Malaysia. It's hot and humid all year long.
As a Texan, I can say: This is true.
Yes - I can relate to the 500 below haha...hated it. (Nevermore!) :)
too funny, although we shiver in 60 degree weather too. :)
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