Friday, September 17, 2010

...and the man comes home

Vegas is home soon and I have to get this place cleaned up - the dogs shed soooo much after their baths you can hardly see the floors, lol!

*swish swish swish*

Things a girl (maybe me, maybe not me) does when her man's away:
  • wear no bra nor makeup
  • snack all day (no fixed meals)
  • pee with the bathroom door open
  • sport bits of chicken bedding in her hair
  • have the TV channel set on HGTV from morning 'til night
Now, it may seem like all fun and games but really, does a person want to live like that all her life? The not having a car during this time is a bummer but on the other hand there is no money being spent by shopping so the deep debt ditch is stable... Um. Wait. Online bill payments. Sumbitch!

*pause to hoover the house and stuff*

I need a haircut, I look like a frazzled witch
even after attempting some sort of taming with the curling iron:

You can't win all the battles, I suppose.

OK, time to go bake a batch of blueberry muffins (doo dah, doo dah) and tidy up the house since I have an hour or so left before Vegas arrives, all tired and man-hungry.

Sigh. All I want to do is go cuddle my horse and pet the chickens.

I must have a sickness?!

/end of Tumbleweed post/

8 comments:

Deborah said...

Cute pic! I love when my man is away, for I can get so much done. However I miss him so much! Bittersweet. Oh and I never have chicken bedding in my hair....

Adventures In China said...

Your list of what you do when your man is away is my life most days, hence why I am afraid to live with a man! I love those things sooo much.

All of your pics are so lovely! You have really striking coloring. I love the hair!

myself said...

you look fabosh chickenlady :)

Anke said...

First of all, you are beautiful! Second, were you spying on me? All of the things could be me, except for the chicken bedding in my hair. But then I'd probably have paint streaks in mine...
Have a great weekend!

Busy Bee Suz said...

You can walk around without a bra? ouch.
Muffins? Vegas is one lucky man.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

I actually like your hair. Hope you get everything done that's on your plans before he gets home. Enjoy your evening with him and have a great weekend.

Roshan said...

I always wondered what women do when the hubby is away. And you are the sexiest frazzled witch ever!!!

prin said...

I'm with Suz. I could never. It's kind of like driving without a seat belt. :D