Bubblegum Diaries: Happy VD!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy VD!

For the romantics: Valentine's Day!

For the rest of the world... Voo DooDoo? Vagina Diaries? Voluptuous Deer? Vulgar Depression? Virginal Dress? Veneered Dungarees?

*shuffles feet uncomfortably on floor*

Hubby and I opted out of the celebrations as we party way too much all year long plus he's still sick with the Man Cold, but we're not complete renegades so I got us this cute little ensemble for love crackin' fun:

Innit cuuute?
And inside were the paper crowns plus:

Guess which one I chose... he he!

Dinner's in the crock pot, if I lift the cover it smells soooo divine the drool faucets spring open so let's be quick: I see deboned, cubed pork roast with chunks of yellow potato in a fragrant sea of red wine, chili flakes, coarse sea salt, tons of garlic and a hint of onion.

I'm so glad Vegas is back so that I have someone to cook for! :-D

I should get off my butt and get some laundry done, but oh the couch is so comfy and warm... I've got a busy week ahead (we're showing the house on Saturday, yey!) so am really enjoying the quiet day and trying to not feel too guilty about it.

You all know I'll do the laundry today, right?

Right!

Oh look what I had to pack up this morning... The girls have been working hard all week, I have six dozen perfect eggs leaving the house tomorrow. Sniff.

Is it wrong to get attached to eggs?! LOL!

We have more clients than we have eggs for sale, it was made obvious last night at our friends' wedding party/reception (which ROCKED btw!!) so Vegas, being the perfect husband, said to me... and I quote...

"We need more chickens".

I may have to marry him all over again :-D

/end of What Was Your Weekend Like? post/

11 comments:

Vegas said...: dammit! I was high on cold medication ;)

The good thing with getting you that incubator for your birthday is I can say 'grow your own!'

ok, back to the man-cold - pseudoephedrine beckons; February 14, 2010 2:24 PM
Vegas said...: VD stands for Vegas Day. So you have to do whatever I want.; February 14, 2010 3:18 PM
Debby@Just Breathe said...: Wow, look at those eggs! Glad that the party was fun. Have a nice Valentine's Day!; February 14, 2010 4:45 PM
prin said...: Venereal disease...

Yey more chickens!; February 14, 2010 5:51 PM
Tonya said...: Vampire Diaries! I love that TV show (not sure if you get it up there yet). The food sounds yummy as always and the eggs are purrrty.; February 14, 2010 7:58 PM
Busy Bee Suz said...: More chickens? Did you give him more cold medicine?
Purty eggs TD.
Glad the wedding was fun!!!
Happy VD to you both.; February 14, 2010 9:00 PM
~ t a m m y ~ said...: I just went thorough 3 cartoon of eggs this week. I could use some of yours now! Happy Valentine's Day!; February 14, 2010 10:18 PM
C said...: VD=vagina dialogues!

vegas hope your nose knows no one will take better care of you than the wifey. are you watchiing the olypics whilst laid up? get well soon.

TD you guys are just too cute for words. and dinner sounds yummy, quelle hoeur shallst we arrive?

c; February 14, 2010 11:58 PM
Rebecca Foster said...: I love it that he thinks you need more chickens. This man is the man for you! As if you didn't already know that. :) It is so lovely to be loved for who you are, isn't it?

Happy belated VDAY! Hope your husband feels better soon. And your stew smelled sooo good, even from so far away!; February 15, 2010 12:27 PM
Technodoll said...: Vegas, whatever you want happens to be whatever I say you want - so all is good! he he

Just Breathe, what can I say... I love the morning treasure find! Hope you had a lovely valentine's day :)

Prin, you bet :-D

Surfergrrl, I think I heard of that show before but I've never seen it... hmm!

Busy Bee, I only drug him when I want more chickens, yes - damnit how did you know! :-D

Ottavia, if only you were closer!

C, we eat around 6-ish pretty much every day... set your clock!

Rebecca, it was sooo tasty! Can you get crock pots in China? Stupid question I'm sure, but...; February 15, 2010 5:24 PM
Kathryn said...: wow - lotta eggs there!! we didn't do much for VD day . . . trying to recover from our chinese new year's festivities the night before. Almost all of those 100 dumplings I made - gone. though i did get the other half personalized m&m's. who would say no to chocolate?!

:o); February 16, 2010 9:04 AM

george carlin jewels

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

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If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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rejected hallmark cards

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2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced.

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17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

not the sharpest bulb in the closet?

A few peas short of a casserole.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as tits on a bull.

Dumb as a stump.

He's got a mind like a steel sieve.

His cheese has slipped off his cracker.

His porch light ain't on.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Room temperature IQ.

Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.