Tuesday, July 5, 2011

smoking is so passé

Thank you for Not Smoking. 
Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. 
It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, 
not to mention my lungs. 
This takes place without my consent. 
I have a pleasure, also. 
I like a beer now and then. 
The residue of my pleasure is urine. 
Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair 
and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent? 
~Sign from Ken's Magic Shop


ModernMom said...

LOL I wonder if this would make smokers stop and think?

the cake chick said...

I love it, I have a few people I would like to read that to!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh...brilliant!!!!

A blog by the "Farmer" said...

Love it! And, it is so true!


Lady Banana said...

YES! Brilliant.. I loathe being near smoke!