Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Green Thing

Copied from a Facebook post that caught my eye this morning...

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment.

The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”

That’s right, they didn’t have the green thing in her day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, Coke bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, using the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But they didn’t have the green thing back in her day.

In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go two blocks. But she’s right. They didn’t have the green thing in her day.

Back then, they washed the baby’s diapers because they didn’t have the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts – wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady is right, they didn’t have the green thing back in her day.

Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house – not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a pizza dish, not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn’t have electric machines to do everything for you. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used wadded up newspaper to cushion it, not styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, they didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she’s right, they didn’t have the green thing back then.

They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty, instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled pens with ink, instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But they didn’t have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar and kids rode their bikes to school or rode the school bus, instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint. But they didn't have the green thing back then!

Author: Bill Patchett

8 comments:

Lady Banana said...

That is just brilliant and so so true!

I remember those days!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

I was going to do this same one on Earth Day next Friday but I had changed my mind. I remember some of those days!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I LOVE this!!!!!

prin said...

In her day, people also lived a lot closer to where they worked, went to school and so on. :D

I'm far away from everything, drive everywhere and use bags to poop-a-scoop but hey, at least I got my manmow2000. :D

C said...

sooooo true! i love this! we never had a car growing up, and ma never learned how to drive. we didnt have a bus system so we walked or rode bikes everywhere. and yes, out clothes got dry outside on the clotheslines... it was greener back then that it prolly ever will be in the future.. hah!

Vegas said...

Kind of missing the point - in their day they were doing plenty to screw the planet up but were utterly clueless about it. In our day, we're aware of the damage we're causing, so any small action that reduces the impact of our existence is to be praised.

How about the detergents they used? Insecticides? Asbestos? Racism? Misogyny? Poverty? The Cold War? Treatment of indigenous populations?

But hey, they washed their milk bottles so it's all ok.

Adventures In China said...

Um, LOVE THIS! This is how I feel about China vs. America. They reuse EVERYTHING because they can't afford not to.

You are so wise. I love your blog.

Lou said...

too true