Monday, May 3, 2010

I like books

A man's library is a sort of harem.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860

2 comments:

C said...

i love bQQks, too! big readers, here. but i also like to collect special lil books that would prolly fall into coffee table books category, but i love 'em! i have a cute collection... one example is called "hot dogs" single dogs seeking same...
it's so cute.. actual pictures of doggies with an adult theme such as

FROM CONFIDENTIAL PUG.[CUTE PICTURE OF PUG HERE]

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR;

YOUR'E A PUG WHO'S SECURE IN YOUR
IDENTITY AS A SMALL DOG. YOUR'E RELAXED, MELLOW, AND NOT AFRAID TO HUMP A LEG. SELF CONFIDENCE IS S-E-X-Y! PWB [PUREBREAD WHOLE SIRE] ONLY, PLEASE!

WHY YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME;

THIS HOT LITTLE PAD [PUREBREAD ALTERED DAM] WILL LICK JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

MY PERFECT DAY;

I TAKE A STROLL AND TEST MY TONGUE ON NEW SURFACES. SOME GOOD ONES I'VE FOUND RECENTLY ARE IRON FURNITURE, RUBBER TIRES, AND THE INSIDE OF TOILET BOWLS, THOUGH THAT LAST ONE CAN BE TRICKY WITH OUT FALLING IN!

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT;

I ONCE LICKED THE BLACK RIGHT OFF ANOTHER PUG'S NOSE... HOW WAS I TO KNOW THE GUY WAS A CROSSBRED POSEUR WEARING MAKEUP?

MY MOTTO;

GIVE A LICKING AND KEEP ON TICKING!

SIGNED,

HOTCHA!


its like want ads for goggies! its so cute! there are ads for male/female... male/ male... female/female.. AND anything goes! like menage a trois's and such!

you would find it funny. i also have the kitty kat one...

anywho... there ya go.

hope you have a great day. its sposed to be above 80 here, tuesday. i will think of you and wish you here in ESPN fashion!

c

Vegas said...

LOL :) So true.