Thursday, February 7, 2008

Bridget Jones would yawn at me

How dull can life get in WinterHellTown?

Wednesday, 3pm: Leave work early cuz of splitting headache, stagger home. Take more painkillers, lay on couch, watch Oprah, doze off. Drool on cushion.

5pm: Wake up to Dr. Phil and screaming guests, wonder where the hell I am. Headache reminds me. Crap.

5:30pm: Speak to Vegas on phone, reassure him I am not dead.

6pm: Put on snowsuit, drive to grocery store to get food for the kids, go pick them up from the dogsitter's, lug them and 30 lbs of food up 3 flights of stairs. Headache angry at me.

7pm: Feed pork roast to the kids, fuck it's cold outside. Sip on a glass of red wine. Headache plays tricks on me, forces me to binge on gingersnap cookies, cheese, cherries and an orange. How gross. Catch up on blogging community.

9:30pm: Can't keep eyes open, wtf? Admit defeat, go to bed.

1am: Aliens finally leave my brain, fall asleep after hours of delirious twitching, tossing and turning. I dream of nothing.

...really, is this life or am I just a freak? Sigh.

9 comments:

Jessica Maceda said...

haha.....at least you can make it sound interesting! I can't do that...

Invincible Yang said...

You just had a bad migraine day sweetpea. You're way too hard on yourself :)

HO said...

Sounds like the exact same Wednesday afternoon I had. And yet this morning the migrinae was still there...grrrr...
Hope you have a better day today!

Deutlich said...

I really friggin' hate headaches.

Technodoll said...

Jessica - I do?? um... hokay :-D

Yang, I am?? um... hokay :-D

(see the theme here...)

HO, maybe it's contagious via interblogging or something... eek!

Deutlich, they suck the life right out of you. I feel like a used tube of toothpaste today.

Prin said...

Wait. Where was the chocolate?

Technodoll said...

There was none. Coincidence?

Dolce said...

You're not boring. This is life. I tell myself any more excitement would age me faster. It helps when I'm depressed.

Technodoll said...

LOL@ Dolce! Hmm. I'll sleep on that one...