Fuck it's hot. I'm dripping with gross sweat AND I just towelled off from a cold shower not 30 minutes ago. I think my laptop battery is about to catch on fire. Mother of God.
Skip asked me the other day "so what do you want to be when you grow up?" and I said "a child". No really, kids have it good. They get to eat all manners of junk food and it tastes great (guilt bitters everything up), they have personal chefs, drivers, cooks, maids, free money, etc. They get to play in the dirt, roll around in the grass and laugh at funny people at will. Cartoons are funny, toys are cool and worms aren't gross. Yeah. I definitely wanna die a full kid again.