Thursday, July 26, 2007

Disco pricks

Some twit across the street is playing some loud cheap clubtrash music on his 5-dollah stereo, with the sweltering jungle weather you'd think he'd be considerate and shut his windows right? But nooo, we have to endure the endless tssk-tak tssk-tak tssk-tak for hours on end. I'm about to go kick the mofo's marshmallow ass real hard.

Fuck it's hot. I'm dripping with gross sweat AND I just towelled off from a cold shower not 30 minutes ago. I think my laptop battery is about to catch on fire. Mother of God.

Skip asked me the other day "so what do you want to be when you grow up?" and I said "a child". No really, kids have it good. They get to eat all manners of junk food and it tastes great (guilt bitters everything up), they have personal chefs, drivers, cooks, maids, free money, etc. They get to play in the dirt, roll around in the grass and laugh at funny people at will. Cartoons are funny, toys are cool and worms aren't gross. Yeah. I definitely wanna die a full kid again.


matt said...

I was sold with the first line. Our writing styles are very similar. Good choice on the template also. Will have to add a link now. Peace

Prin said...

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
(bass noises)

Vive les Montrealais! :D

How in considerate of you to ask him to shut his windows in this heat!